i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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