This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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