i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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