is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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