How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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