Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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