she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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