ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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