but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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