I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Tell her she can't have a vagina
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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