Pappa wants mamma naked
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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