The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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