Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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