no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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