just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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