At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i will never coherently bang her
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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