Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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