If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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