That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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