I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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