I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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