What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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