Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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