are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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