guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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