I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The Olympian is in my bed
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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