dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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