So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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