Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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