He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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