apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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