I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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