I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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