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(248): View more from Michigan

i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine

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(248): i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine http://tfl.nu/gbjn

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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.

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(603): My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state. http://tfl.nu/6i4f

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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.

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(407): My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options. http://tfl.nu/3za2

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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.

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(901): guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching. http://tfl.nu/ljur

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish

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(828): Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish http://tfl.nu/vvox

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(214): View more from Texas

probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time

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i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"

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(214): probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time (972): i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!" http://tfl.nu/dprb

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(850): View more from Florida

From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.

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(850): From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you. http://tfl.nu/tn1i

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?

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(413): YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to? http://tfl.nu/cdfm

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(315): View more from New York

MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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(315): MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!! (315): AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!! http://tfl.nu/witt

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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.

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(210): I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom. http://tfl.nu/a1h2

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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.

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(864): The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up. http://tfl.nu/edto

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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?

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(+33): We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be? http://tfl.nu/rs8r

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.

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(256): I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan. http://tfl.nu/no44

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(912): View more from Georgia

Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say

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(912): Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say http://tfl.nu/bgnm

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(336): View more from North Carolina

At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick

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(336): At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick http://tfl.nu/8ojw

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