Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Nobody cheats on THIS.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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