So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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