Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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