oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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