I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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