My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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