ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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