Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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