this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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