what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My cat gives me a boner
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To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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