dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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