the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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