Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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