I can tuck mytits in my pants
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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