is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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