It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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